Things that have Mr Green in

This is a topic dedicated to my friend (and mentor)... MR GREEN! all things to do with Mr Green, no matter how remote or far-fetched can be posted here. The more outlandish the better. First place gets to see a picture of me wearing mankini. Good look!

I'll get the ball rolling:

Mr Green didn't feel too well after eating some bad chinese food on his back packing trip across China (damn mongowians!)

Mr. Green recently celebrated the completion of his book. It is expected to hit book retailers about 30 years ago.

Just for you Alo!!!

Mr. Green just recently inherited some super-powers from an alien race and became...

Mr. Green Smilie Lantern

Led* wrote:Mr. Green recently celebrated the completion of his book. It is expected to hit book retailers about 30 years ago.

he obviously misplaced his eyes as well!


Mr Green once had to go to rehab and psychiatric sessions as a result of his fame in early 2002/3 due, in no small part, to his over use on a certain Jedi clan forum. He was prescribed a cocktail of nicotiene, valium, vicoden, marujiwana, ecstacy and alcohol! Ohhhhh!

After his failure in JU and several forums after, Mr. Green fell into a life of prostitution and was stricken with Syphilis. The hardcore sex binges led (lol Led) to some very nasty habits. After almost 3 years of life on the streets JU was formed again and was humbly welcomed back into the forum. He is undergoing extensive surgery and sex-rehab. He is expected a full recover by next week. Let's all pray for his success.

When passing through a time-travelling-inter-dimensional-portal, Mr Green found himself on the USS Sesame Street. Unfortunately for him he materialised right in the spot where Lieutenant-Commander Kermit was sat at his helm station. This was the result;

Mr Green took a turn for the nobler when he decided to warn kids of which cleaning products are the least edible by trying them himself and putting a picture of his reaction on the bottle all in a very massive run-on sentence.